January 2011
28 posts
once upon a time, there was an ugly princess,...
BOY: will you marry me?
UGLY PRINCESS: (pakipot) No!
...And the boy lived happily ever after.
Jan 30th
rape.
BOY1: yesterday, i saved a sexy girl from being raped
BOY2: wow! great job! but how??
BOY1: SELF-CONTROL. dude, self-control!
Jan 29th
“aanhin mu pa ang bahay niyo, kung nakatira ka na sa PUSO ko.”
Jan 29th
4 notes
Jan 29th
868 notes
ang love parang sports yan...
kaya mo bang ipanalo ang isang laro kung RESERBA ka lang?
Jan 28th
future.
Mom2: Mare,anong pinapainom mo sa anak mo?
Mom1: Promil,para sa kanyang mga pangarap! Eh ikaw?
Mom2: Emperador Brandy!Para sa totoong tagumpay!
Jan 24th
a man killed a DEER and cooked it but didn't tell...
...he gave a clue
DAD: ganyan ang tawag saken ng mama niyo
...one kid cries out
KID: wag niyo kainin yan! DEMONYO yan!
Jan 23rd
5 notes
Jan 23rd
1 tag
im back!
from a week-long prelims, my birthday thursday, inuman friday, hangover saturday, family party sunday. whoo. anyway,. nawawala pala ung sum na phone ko. naiwan ko ata sa lobby ng dorm ko bago maginuman nugn friday. ngayon ipapaputol ko na siya. sayang ung number. birthday ko ung last 4 digits nung number non.
Jan 23rd
a child can make mistakes in the dark.
BALIKTARIN NATIN! mistakes in the dark can make a child.
Jan 18th
walang taong plastik.
nagkataong iba lang ang kanyang self-presentation at impression management sayo at sa ibang tao.
Jan 16th
3 tags
tagaytay thursday.
after PE.. while eating.. ako: bea sa university of cordilleras ka na lang magaral rose: ako nga sa up baguio pinagaaral eh dre: tara baguio tayo! all: Tara! bea: seryoso ba talaga? ako: ay wag na pala. gagabihin na tayo. hindi na natin maeenjoy. TAGAYTAY na lang. that’s how we planned our trip. to think na may BMA lec quiz kami, may 50 item homework sa chem at magpapass ng reports...
Jan 15th
no smoking.
CASHIER: sorry ma'am but you cant smoke here.
GIRL: but I bought this cigar on your store
CASHIER: we also sell condoms but it doesn't mean you can fuck here.
Jan 15th
4 notes
3 tags
ang swerte swerte ko naman. sa birthday ko pa...
Jan 15th
foot.
Teacher: pedro, ano sa tagalog ang foot?
Pedro: maam hindi ko po alam.
Teacher: lintek na bata ka! May apat nito ang baka. Ako may dalawa.
Pedro: dede!
Jan 13th
papuntang tagaytay with rose, dre and bea. Wlang...
Jan 12th
take everything positively.
..a baby mosquito returned after its first flight...
Dad: how does it feel?
Baby: it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me.
Jan 9th
do you know what's hard after making other people...
it’s when they don’t realize that you also need someone to do the same.
Jan 7th
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, but...
sabi ng baboy sa naglelechon.
Jan 7th
ano ba ginagamit na panulat pag sinabing "ilista...
Jan 7th
totoo bang "matagal mamatay ang masamang damo"...
Jan 7th
Mahirap pag nakalimutan ang dapat tandaan,
pero mas mahirap pag lagi mong natatandaan ang dapat mo nang kalimutan.
Jan 5th
gaano kabilis ang mabilis pa sa "alas-kwatro"?
Jan 5th
1 note
gaano ba kasakit ang maabutan ka ng 'pagkagat ng...
Jan 5th
2 notes
ano ba mangyayari kapag inabutan ka ng...
Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd
6 notes
conserve water. shower together.
Jan 2nd
formspring is so 2010. 3w. →
Jan 1st
December 2010
30 posts
happy new year! Nabingi tenga ko! Nakakanosebleed...
Dec 31st